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Friday, March 12, 2010

Day 22 post op

??4.0 weight today,   +.2 from yesterday,  41.0 to date

I lost the paper that I was writing my weights on and I'm lost. Confused with all this weight mess,  I racked my gray matter to come up with something TRULY phenomenal. I have invented the patented "Question Mark Numeral System." Beautiful in it's own simplicity, this remarkable weight tracking innovation allows the user to track his or her own weight while retaining his or her dignity. You can order it directly from the sole distributor, moi, and it's only three easy installments of 99.99.

I don't know how the hell I missed posting yesterday. Things just got away from me and now I'm sitting here the next morning wondering what happened. (If you've been there, just raise your hand in the privacy of your own home.) I ate tuna salad twice, had one shake and would have had tuna gain for dinner had it not been for Periodic Table lamenting the fact that I don't cook anymore. Sooooo, I cooked rice, beans, and corned beef and had a bit of the beef and beans. It was actually more delicious than I'd anticipated and I almost took one more bite but then I felt something in my sternum. It wasn't unpleasant, but maybe that's my signal to back away from the food.

Anyway, I'm not gonna be a procrastinating, lazy, bum today, so I'm going to get off of my tuckus and do something.


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