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Thursday, April 29, 2010

VSG surgery day 69

??3.0 weight,  0.6 pounds lost,  60.4 pounds lost to date

Ok, so apparently Google, in its infinite wisdom, thinks that my blog is about "posts" So I'm changing up the titles and the labels so that nobody comes here looking for a hitching p0$t, the p0$t office, a p0$t op tranny, p0$t cereal, Emily po$t, or a p0$t as in " I was p0$t to do it but I forgot". There- I think I pretty much got all of my bases covered.

I'm super duper excited about the second number on the scale moving. I'm inching closer and closer to my pre-preggo weight and THAT will be killer. For me, losing all of the baby weight  ( and AFTER baby weight) will be an incredible milestone worth celebrating.

I gained weight as soon as the sperm hit the egg, no kidding. I gained close to 12lbs in two weeks before I even knew I was pregnant. I was just beyond baffled at this weight gain that seemed to come from nowhere, and so I was about to go sign up for weight watchers. The morning that I was gonna go sign up for WW was the morning that I found out I was pregnant. That morning I rolled over in bed onto my chest and my chi-chi's felt like they were going. to. pop. You know how you can cook a natural casing sausage and you poke a fork in it and it pops? Yeah, my breasts felt like pan fried pork and they were about 1/100000000th of a lb of pressure away from exploding. I knew that I was pregnant. All it took was a quick trip to CVS and a whizz on a stick to confirm what I already knew. After that, the pounds pretty much effortlessly piled on.

Anyhoo, I'm bout to get up and figure out something that I can eat, sooooo I will

ttyl

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