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Sunday, June 6, 2010

VSG surgery 107 A use for boob sweat

??1.2 weight today,  -1.8 lbs from last weight,  73.6 pounds lost total

When I got on the scale this morning, I was braced for a gain. I just felt like this trend was too good to be true and that the evil scale genie was going to coalesce from the air of my defeated sigh and waft up from the scale to taunt me. Whew, I'm so glad that I didn't have to deal with him today. I read somewhere that you can keep him at bay with the liquid distilled from  the contents of my bedroom a workout sock, a dirty pullup, toenail clippings, the hair from around a dog's third nipple, and boob sweat.

I came home last night after my cousin's birthday party and the house felt a bit warm. I thought maybe it was my imagination, but when I woke up this morning there was no doubt about it at all. The frickin AC is definitely on the fritz. UGH! I put in a work order online, but I have to wait for them to call me, and THEN when they call they schedule the appointment. After I wait a few days for the appointment, they'll then tell me that they have to order a part. After they order the part, I'll have to wait for it to come in. When it comes in, they'll call and schedule another appointment that's a few days out. LAWD-A-MERCY!!!!!
I. Am. Going. To. Die.
I really hope that Sleevie is going to be ok with cold cuts, cheese, and bunless chicken strip sandwiches cause I'm not stepping foot in the kitchen until my house is no longer the Devil's balls  ( or that genie's mouth. his breath looks like its ferocious!)



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