Bessie has been moving for these last few days and if all things hold out, I am 1 lb away from hitting my prepreggo weight. It would be awesome if I could get it in the next few days on or before my 6 month surgiversary on the 19th, but even losing 1/10 of a pound would be great because I'd be at a new middle number. Either way it would be an incredible way to celebrate my first 6 months. To give myself the best chance of making that happen, I'm gonna WORK! Protein shakes twice a day, cardio, and a sensible dinner portion. ( i might be lying about the cardio....we'll see)
The other night I was eating before bed a-gain, but instead of something healthy like protein, it was carrot cake. What in the hell was I thinking? Anyway, I wasn't eating it because I was hungry, I was eating it because it was there. As I was shoveling the cake into my gullet, the sadistic part of me said, " I wish that this cake would make me sick and then I wouldn't even be tempted by it." About 15 minutes later I went to bed, wish unfulfilled, and drifted off to dreamland.
An hour later I was awakened by an intense cramping pain in my belly. Lawd-a-mercy chile!!!!! I jumped up went to the bathroom to see if the cake could come out in anyway possible, but nothing happened. I felt a little better even though nothing had passed, so I got back into bed. As soon as I laid down the pain came back and I popped right back up like a jack in the box and rushed right back to the bathroom. That damned, dirty, depraved, delinquent dessert was playing games with me. My pain ebbed and flowed and I ran back and forth from the bed to the bath and the bath to the bed for a good 15 minutes. I shoulda just stopped in the living room and laid on the floor at the halfway point.. After a few more moments of OMG!OMG!WHATINTHEHELLDIDIDOTOMYSELF sweat inducing panic I went to the bathroom for one final performance and the carrot cake exited stage left........Whew! I won't be eating that for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time.
|is it a devil or a vampire?.... hehe. Its a dampire. Whatever it is, its EVIL!|