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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

VSG surgery Bubble guts and Wishes


Bessie has been moving for these last few days and if all things hold out, I am 1 lb away from hitting my prepreggo weight. It would be awesome if I could get it in the next few days on or before my 6 month surgiversary on the 19th, but even losing 1/10 of a pound would be great because I'd be at a new middle number. Either way it would be an incredible way to celebrate my first 6 months. To give myself the best chance of making that happen, I'm gonna WORK! Protein shakes twice a day, cardio, and a sensible dinner portion. ( i might be lying about the cardio....we'll see)

The other night I was eating before bed a-gain, but instead of something healthy like protein, it was carrot cake. What in the hell was I thinking? Anyway, I wasn't eating it because I was hungry, I was eating it because it was there. As I was shoveling the cake into my gullet, the sadistic part of me said, " I wish that this cake would make me sick and then I wouldn't even be tempted by it." About 15 minutes later I went to bed, wish unfulfilled, and drifted off to dreamland.

An hour later I was awakened by an intense cramping pain in my belly. Lawd-a-mercy chile!!!!! I jumped up went to the bathroom to see if the cake could come out in anyway possible, but nothing happened. I felt a little better even though nothing had passed, so I got back into bed. As soon as I laid down the pain came back and I popped right back up like a jack in the box and rushed right back to the bathroom. That damned, dirty, depraved, delinquent dessert was playing games with me. My pain ebbed and flowed and I ran back and forth from the bed to the bath and the bath to the bed for a good 15 minutes. I shoulda just stopped in the living room and laid on the floor at the halfway point.. After a few more moments of OMG!OMG!WHATINTHEHELLDIDIDOTOMYSELF sweat inducing panic I went to the bathroom for one final performance and the carrot cake exited stage left........Whew! I won't be eating that for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time.
is it a devil or a vampire?.... hehe. Its a dampire. Whatever it is, its EVIL!


  1. Ha, good thing to remember. I'll keep my fingers crossed you loose that pesky pound. How far until your goal weight?

  2. I'm not sure where my goal is. I'd love to be all svelte like I was in college, but if I'm not then 15-20 lbs from there would be fine.


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