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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

VSG surgery Buttcracks and cracks

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I REALLY REALLY feel like my ass is breaking, yall. It is no longer just a general achiness, but I have a very specific spot right at the top of my crack that feels, for lack of a better word, like its cracking. You know how you can get a crack right in the corner of your mouth? Now just imagine that on your butt.

Sweet Jesus be a shot of lidocaine and get rid of the pain in my ass!!!!!!!!!!!! Ay dios mio!

All I can do is shake my head. Who knew that this would one of the things that I'd be blogging about 7 months after The Big Day. Anyway yall, I'm actually about to wrap this up because I'm sitting on my afflicted bum and I am ready to get up off of it.






There once was a woman who waned
Whose buttocks did cleave in twain
Though try as she might
To glue left to right
Her buttocks were never the same 

ttyl



4 comments:

  1. Tooooo funny(the description and the pic) Hope your arse feels better!!!!!!

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  2. Yeah guys, I LOVE that pic. I'm snickering a bit right now just thinking about it

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  3. I never thought I would find reading about this subject funny!!!! love the pic! x

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