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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

VSG surgery Buttcracks and cracks


I REALLY REALLY feel like my ass is breaking, yall. It is no longer just a general achiness, but I have a very specific spot right at the top of my crack that feels, for lack of a better word, like its cracking. You know how you can get a crack right in the corner of your mouth? Now just imagine that on your butt.

Sweet Jesus be a shot of lidocaine and get rid of the pain in my ass!!!!!!!!!!!! Ay dios mio!

All I can do is shake my head. Who knew that this would one of the things that I'd be blogging about 7 months after The Big Day. Anyway yall, I'm actually about to wrap this up because I'm sitting on my afflicted bum and I am ready to get up off of it.

There once was a woman who waned
Whose buttocks did cleave in twain
Though try as she might
To glue left to right
Her buttocks were never the same 



  1. Tooooo funny(the description and the pic) Hope your arse feels better!!!!!!

  2. Yeah guys, I LOVE that pic. I'm snickering a bit right now just thinking about it

  3. I never thought I would find reading about this subject funny!!!! love the pic! x


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