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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

VSG surgery meltingmama and fisticuffs

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I was tired of the old layout and because we're entering Autumn I selected this purdy color palette. I moved a few things around, so if they don't work, leave me a comment and let me know.

Meltingmama and I had a fight last night......in my dream.

The dream started with me in MM's living room, and although it wasn't explicitly stated, I knew that I was there so that I could talk to her about my blog. I was standing there in this big octagonal room and and she came out of her bedroom clearly annoyed with me and rolled her eyes-HARD. I'm not sure if anything else was said, but she looked at me and said very snootily, " Vacuum my house," then turned her back and walked off. The shock of that statement cemented me in my tracks for a few second, but then I was after her like a lion on a gazelle. I sprinted after her, jumped on her back and tackled her to the ground while yelling at her, " NO! YOU need to read my blog!" We were a rolling cloud of scribbles and dust just like in the cartoons.
it looked just like this!

After fighting like rabid badgers for what seemed like forever, I bested my formidable prey and made her go back into the room and get her laptop. She came back in a huff, glared at me, and then threw the laptop at me!! OMG!!! The fight was back on A-GAIN!! After a whirlwind of fists, feet, forks, fangs, "f*ck you's", and free-for-all ferocity, I pinned her to the ground with me knee and told, " Look, I'm not vacuuming your floor. You're gonna read my blog."  And that was the dream. I'm still not really sure if she read it or not. Lol.

ttyl

6 comments:

  1. Who is Melting Mama? Another blogger?

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  2. O M G. This would make SO much sense if we had a history. You know?

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  3. this is funny. I knew that some bloggers were cut throat, but this takes the cake.

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  4. Very pretty, I like what you've done with the place

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