VSG surgery Product Review Adjust-a-Button......and Giveaway!

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I was perusing the aisles of one of my favorite stores when I stumbled across this package right here. I'd seen these snazzy doohickeys before on an infomercial ( thank you Dish Network and your sucky channel lineup), but I didn't really pay much mind to them. I watch infomercials for comedy and besides, they were running around 20 bucks. My inner Scrooge McDuck would never let me pay that much money for two tiny ass pseudo buttons that may or may not work. Imagine my surprise when I found them for ONE greenback. Eight buttons for one dollar?! My, my, my what a wonderful day.

I have lots of pants that are too big in the waist, but one particularly offensive pair just happens to be one of my favorites. They're denim skinny jeans and I can easily grab one and a half handfuls in the waist and I'm pulling them up all the time. My t-rexes hold them up so I'm really in no danger of having an assgate scandal, but still its not really all that sexy. Anyway, I figured what the hell and popped one into the waistband of mis pantalones.

Before

After. Still a bit big in the waist, but that's my genes, not AaB

These pants don't actually have a zipper, so that made the adjustment ability of the button less than ideal. That crease in the middle of my shirt is from the fabric of the jeans buckling in.Overall though, I give them an A. The AaB held up all day even with repeated trips to the bathroom. This product is a total score. SCHWING!!! This isn't a button. This is a tiny, little sweat shop filled with elves, seamstresses, and chock full of child labor violations. It works hard for the mon-ay!!!!

I love them so much that I am giving away 1 package to 2 readers. They're great for losing weight, gaining weight, or just tweaking the fit of pants that are juuust not right, so ANYONE can enter. All you have to do is leave a comment. It's that simple! An extra entry can be earned by spreading the love on twitter or FB.

Happy commenting!

ttyl