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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

VSG surgery Irritated and Water


I've been losing the fight to get my water in lately. Losing big time. I'm having a "water sucks" kinda of moment right now and I've really gotta get out of this slump. I'm also out of my beloved Premier Protein shakes and every one of those that I drink counts toward my hydration goals, too. I just gotta pimp slap myself and get back on track. When The Kid wakes up we're gonna walk to Sonic so that I can get me a Route 44 water and he can get him a "Black Drink". No, not a Nehi or Red Drank, not that kind of Black, but a Coca-Cola. I might as well feed him while I'm there, too. Nothing says loving like trans fats and toys made by 3 year old Malaysian kids. Their tiny fingers are just so nimble.

I am SOOOO grouchy today. I don't know what I need, but I know that what I'm doing now is not working. My house looks like an episode of Finder's Keepers. (yeah, how old am I)
I swear I'm NEVER gonna get below 200. (keep all muscle building comments to yourself)
Customer care people keep pissing me off.
Ants have invaded my house. I'm bout to ddt this joint. I really hope  PT doesn't want any more kids.
In my head I wanna eat pizza, but I know actually eating it isn't gonna be as good as the fantasy of pizza. I need my fantasy and reality to smash headfirst into one another with cheesy, stress reducing, deliciousness. I FUCKING need it......sigh

On top of that, I need a break from being an adult. Remember how when you were a kid, you couldn't wait to be grown and do whatever you wanted to do?! Being an adult seemed like the coolest thing ever.
That couldn't be further from the truth.
Mortgages suck. Bills suck. Kids with runny noses suck. Sick parents suck. It just sucks!
But since there are no hot tub time machines I will settle for generous benefactors with deep pockets and wire transfers to my bank account. Shopping and vacations will certainly be enough to make me feel better for a little while.
right now, I'm just gonna get The Kid, the dog, and get the hell outta this house.


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  1. I feel you, sugar. I'm open to starting a water train like we have the vitamin train, if you like. we can help each other. it will get better, then worse, then better again...we just gotta ride the wave!!

  2. I'm beginning to think somebody oughta be gettin' a check for you! 3 year old Malaysian children? You are SO right, their fingers ARE JUST RIGHT for molding fake Superman toys!


    Get that water in, or get the IV. Your choice.

  3. I am with you on the needing a break from being an adult...I just don't know how to make that happen. I hate to say it but I don't get all my water in most of the time (64 ounces). I just have to tell myself that I will get the most that I can and just try to make peace with that. It can explain of course why I am stalled and have not lost anymore...hmmm. ugh, this is such work sometimes. I am sorry, turning this into "about me!" I have a tendency to do that..hang in there.

  4. Oh man. Somedays are like that, even in Australia (dating myself too, if you don't get the reference look to the 70's book called Alexander and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day and then it will make sense.)

    Hang tough, the first part is acknowledging that you are having a struggle with something (water) and feeling crappy and down, then do something about it. And complaining is a good start, I say vent away...I hear ya!

  5. I'm sorry you are having one of those days. We all have them.

    BTW, a long time ago you blogged about your cool water cup....I went and got one after that. It definitely helps me drink water. I also make cucumber water every once in awhile to shake things up a bit!

  6. @Angel lets get our surfboards honey!

    @bbm I read some of my old stuff sometimes and all I can do is shake my head. I think I need therapy.

    @Amelia Feel free to stop by and vent anytime. Although I blog about my journey and I here for all of you.

    @Sheila I totally remember that book! I'm sure I will have a lot more complaining to do over the course of this thing. Thanks for being here.

    @mm, I actually got my cups out and started using them again. I'm doing a little better. thanks.


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