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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

VSG surgery Blog Awards and Celebrity


I have no idea what today's entry will be about. I have some reviews coming up and I could do one today, but I just don't feel like it. AHA! I DO know what today's entry will be about

Sheila over at This One Body nominated me for my first blog award. Thank you VERY much!

 I'm not really sure how adorable my blog is, but seeing as how this is my FIRST AWARD EVER I'm going to take it and shut the hell up about it. If you can think of other adjectives to describe my blog, please feel free to leave them in the comments.

 So the rules of the award are as follows:
*Thank the person(s) who gave you this award, and link back to them in your post.
*Tell us 10 things about yourself.
*Nominate your bloggers.
*Contact these bloggers, and let them know they received this award.

Um hello? What kind of award has stipulations? Can't I get based on the epicly, awesome, awesomeness of the entity that is Waning Woman? Do the Grammys tell Beyonce, " Look, we want to give you this award, but fiiiirst you gotta teach us how to yodel, while sashaying, and channeling the fiercest drag queen in the history of the universe, all at the same time. Then, Ms. Knowles, after that you must visit the Home for Wayward Children in Brooklyn for a photo op." No, the Grammys do not tell Beyonce that! I'm not saying I am Beyonce, well, I AM saying that I'm Beyonce. I am the BEYONCE of the Vertical Sleeve Gastrectomy Universe!
Big hair?-Check
Heels worn at inappropriate times?-Check
Smoking dance moves?-Check
Yodel game tight?-Check
See? Some things just are what they are and fighting some truths that are so very APPARENT is just dumb. So cause I am Wayonce, I am NOT going to jump through all of these hoops just for some award. I am going to jump through hoops while yodeling, sashaying, dancing, and posing for pictures.

Ten things you may or may not know
  1. I absolutely love Twitter. If you're not following me you should. Its the crazy of my blog on meth. 
  2.  I went to college as a biology major. I graduated with a different degree, but that was my original plan of action 
  3. I read really fast. Like freakishly fast. I used to get in trouble in elementary cause they thought I wasn't doing my work cause I'd just be sitting there looking around. It took them awhile to realize that I was just a legend.
  4. I just had cheez-its for breakfast. Owning it and moving on to the next one.
  5. I'm an adventurous eater, but oysters on the half shell are on my "Hell to the No" list
  6. In high school, I was Class Clown and Super Spirited. I was also thisclose to being a National Merit Scholar. Who'da thunk?
  7. I'll go check the mail or go to the car with no shoes on. Call me country or whatever, but I am what I am. PT HATES that  I do that.
  8. When I was little I ate some swiss cheese at my Granny's house and I HATED it. I didn't want to tell her that, so I told her I liked it. She bought it for me every single time I went over there. Ha!
  9. I don't necessarily love some of the features on my face, but when I see them on my son, I think that they are the most beautiful sights my eyes have seen. I didn't even realize that the features on his face were mine until my own mother pointed them out.
  10. I make better pernil and mofongo than my DR born mother in law. Don't EVER repeat that.
So here comes the nomination part.
Vanita, Angel, Chrissy, BlackBerry Mama, VSGmom, Switched Scoop, Kate, Gr8gastrectomy, ShanaSparkles, Eve, Kim, you have all been officially put on notice. Please enjoy this slippery slide into the depravity known as celebrity. I don't know about you, but my limo is coming to pick me up so I can lift some jewelry, buy some drugs, whoop a trick, beat a trick, toss a trick and walk away scot-free. Ah, the life of a celebrity.


  1. I think you are a celebrity! I was all giddy and awe struck and fan crazed when I turned around and saw the entire person attachedto the eyeball I knew so well! And in less than I few hours, I became an even bigger more epic fan than ever!

  2. Oh wow. It's like u knew I had way too much to do & then you nominated me! I'll always, trust me, always love you for this.

  3. What I can't believe is that NO ONE has nominated you for an award sashay ALL the way down that red carpet in those pink heels and collect all the good things coming to you. Love ya!

  4. I thought you were my twin...but then I realized you were smarter, prettier and better dressed..congratulations honey, you deserve this so much

  5. Wayonce ... has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? So umm ... you nominated me. Li'l ol' me ... you wubs me! You weally do!

  6. Ooh, don't let me forget about this! I'm getting ready to head out of town, so I've been busy, but I'll do it, promise!


  7. you like me, you really, really, like me!! I'm "CRAZY IN LOVE" with you!

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  9. well thank you darlin, but i can't accept. I can't think of 10 more things on top of what I did on my About Me page. But u know, I love u girl and how come u didn't bloody tell me?

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