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Thursday, June 30, 2011

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WaningWoman.com

Today is the first time I'm posting from WaningWoman.com. See that? There's no blogspot. Yours truly is growing on up. I'm out of the tween years and squarely in the smelly, eat-you-out-of- house-and-home, hormone fueled teenage years. You know what? I think we should have a Quincenera! I'll invite all of you and we'll have a shindig that will put those Travelers to shame. There will be an overdose of ruffles and lace, a cameltoe or two, a couple of drunk tios, and cake-lots and lots of cake! All of the people in my receiving line will be sporting aquanetted and lacquered Sad Girl hair, hot pink lipstick and 6 inch heels. Face tattoos are optional, but should you choose to gt one, it must be from the approved list: cupcakes, teardrops, shooting stars, or pistols. Hey, its my way or the highway. Mi Vida Loca!!
OMG! A smiling teenager. Call the cryptozoologist. This is rarer than Sasquatch 
Well this isn't really a full blog post, just an FYI for all of you great people out there in the Wanosphere. I'll be seeing you around, guys.


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2 comments:

  1. Welcome to your own URL!!! Feels good doesnt it? It's like getting to drive the car without your parents in the car :)

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  2. already, though. do it, do it! so happy for you.

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